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Nothing, bananas can’t talk. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. What did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff?

Why has the Elephants been replaced as a Household Pet by the Cat? How does an elephant put his nagrads in a crocodile’s mouth?

Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. That’s the lady I stole the purse from. Why do Rhinoceroses get all the good parts in Westerns? The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.

They’re afraid of pickpockets. What do elephants eat beside hamburgers? How do you get an elephant out of a tubr of gelatin? Why did the elephants quit their job at the factory? The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. By the footprints in the pizza. By the smell of peanuts on his breath.


Because they wopple better. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher.

Somebody stole his tennis shoes. Because it’s out of the high rent district. Because they don’t have glove compatrments. Why do elephants float down the river on their backs? Why don’t elephants ride busses during rush hour?

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How many elephants on a Nurndy team? Why did the elephant walk around in polka-dot socks? If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, nagradr a crime committed?

Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.

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They put him in the car and drove back to the store. Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program? Why are elephants colored grey? What is the Mayor of Waterloo, Iowa, varwinove about the Elephants question? Where do baby elephants come from? A grape is purple. A nagrare elephant with a machine gun.

Follow the directions on the back of the box. What did the elephants saywhen they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle?

How do you make a hamburger for an elephant? Get out of the way. Did you ever try to get an olive out of your nose? The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. They got tired of working for peanuts. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill” A: How do you tell an elephant from a grape? So they won’t step on the fish. Because white ones get dirty to fast.


Why don’t elephants like martinis? Why do elephants jump across rivers? You get 14 copies of the New York Times-the Sunday edition. Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters?

To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. What did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

The man, frustrated, walked away. It depends where you lost them.